The Two-Legged Lady is a the Hillbilly's Crush who is a attractive sideshow attraction to The Carnival that the Hillbilly worked at. The Hillbilly constantly tried to get her affection by giving multiple gifts and love, but she always turned him down. The Hillbilly found a small pink teddy bear *like the one he had as a child* and tried to win it, hoping this would get her the girl. Before the Hillbilly got the bear he saw that the Two-Legged Lady was now dating the Man of Ordinary Strength, with a broken heart he might burn the carnival down *along with other carnivals* or give up and meet a new girl.